Tuesday League Review.
Winchester League.
It was the first round of a new season in Winchester and four teams came out on top. Sitting proudly at the summit with a +3 goal difference is Athletic Dildao who beat Breast Ham FC 4-1.
Straight behind them is Rodallega Bombs who overcame the challenge of CleverTouch Commandos 2-0. The same scoreline was also achieved by Balotellitubbies who beat KFC to take 3rd place.
Inter Yer Mum dropped into 4th place with a 3-2 win over FC Vita Play.
Touch of Dutch and Astrosmurfs played out a 0-0 draw as did Firm Clunge and Crystal Falice who had some epic battles last season.
Burnley League.
Tuesday action in Burnley saw four league games played.
Premier League action saw FC Dopeman make it ten out of ten wins with a 5-1 victory over 4th placed Real Bobbin.
Going Toulouse remained in 2nd place with a 3-0 win over mid-table Well Messi whilst Cesc In the City stayed in 3rd thanks to a 4-0 win over Allison United.
Allison United at least managed to grab a solitary point in their next match as they played their part in an impressive 4-4 draw with LITE United.
York College.
North Norfolk continued their winning run with a 2-0 win over third from bottom Inter Toria.
Losequest moved into 2nd place with an impressive 6-1 win over NF Dons.
Just Been Tango’d slipped up and dropped down a place when they lost 2-1 to Reeves Escort Agency whilst bottom placed The Voyeurs grabbed their first win of the season with a 2-0 win over Inter Toria.
Championship action saw leaders Chesney FC celebrate a 4-2 win over 3rd placed Koo Koos Mamas whilst 2nd placed Real Sosobad failed to keep the pace with a 2-1 defeat against Notso Athletic.
It Doesn’t Mata moved into mid table with a 2-1 win over York Unathletic and Phoenix Old Boys made sure that FC Parmo stayed rooted to the bottom of the league with a 4-2 win.
League 1 leaders CFR Clunj picked up an easy three points with a 4-0 win over Crazy Horses.
Taking advantage of the Horses slip up, Kroos Control leapfrogged over them into 6th place with a fine 4-0 win over bottom placed Actual Caniballs.
Roma Sexuals had an orgasmic time as they celebrated coming out on top against the Bish Bash Boshers 2-1.